While getting supplies for the new house, my roommate Natalie had asked us if we needed anything. I told her that when she gets toilet paper she needs to get Charmin. It may cost a bit more, but seriously, toilet paper should not be the victim of cost cutting. The last thing anyone should have to experience after spending a good while on the toilet is cheap toilet paper. Its like wiping sand paper across your ass. In the same light, I can’t imagine any girl cost cutting on tampons. What girl would want to put some cheap tampon anywhere near her cash and prizes. I digress.

When Natalie came back with the Charmin, she got these incredibly huge rolls that don’t even fit in the holder. I think it was called the MegaRoll or something like that. Thats not a bad thing, necessarily. That just means the toilet paper is much thicker and softer which means a happier experience for all. On second inspection, an adapter was included for the toilet paper holder to accomodate for the extra sized roll! Ingenious! So simple and so necessary. Not only that, but it appears that you can send away for them for free (limit 2 per household, available in chrome, white and brass. Always read the fine print!).

Cheers to you, Charmin.

And cheers to Natalie for going to the store.

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